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Guards! Guards!

Cover of Guards! Guards!.

Guards! Guards! only barely misses the five-star cutoff. It has dragons, and one-in-a-million shots, and a big terrible city with small terrible people. What else do you want?

Quotes

A good bookshop is just a genteel black hole that knows how to read.

FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC.

Motto of the Ankh-Morkpork City Watch

Lady Ramkin’s bosom rose and fell like an empire.